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April 25, 2011

Nothing says love like gagging….Really!

I was so excited about Lent being over for extremely selfish reasons – I can have Pepsi again!!!!!!!

Like many people, I ‘gave up’ some things that were ‘bad’ for me for 40 days, like cussing (#EPICFAIL) and carbonated drinks. I know, you want to see what my temperature was when I made this decision.  But it was necessary. I have a rather bad potty mouth. Like cussin’ for the sake of cussin’. To be honest, Redman said it best – I talk so much $#!+ my teeth should rot – hahahahahahahha. But I digress. So my goal was to have a better handle on my language for 40 days in an effort to be less sailor-ish and more lady like, mouth wise.  Let’s just say I failed on day one.  But I did keep trying to do right, and now I do curse less than I did before.

But then there was the carbonated drinks.

I do not know why I gave up ALL carbonated drinks. I could have just given up Pepsi. But nooooooooooo, I just had to be an over achiever.

And I was.

I didn’t have carbonated drinks for 40 days.

And 40 nights.

I thought I was going to die. Literally. It was the hardest thing for me.

I LOVE Pepsi. Especially Pepsi Throwback. Real sugar…..<insert Homer Simpson donut gurgle here>

But yesterday, it didn’t matter.  I had Pepsi.

Oh. Em. Gee.

It was so gross.  Like I could not even believe how gross it was.  I was actually gagging.

I was so sad.  I love Pepsi…how could this be?

But I am a trooper. I will keep drinking it until it tastes right.

But until then, I will keep on gagging…..all in the name of love. 🙂

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