So you know how in your head there are different versions of you and sometimes they don’t get along? Well, welcome to this weeks edition of Captain Hysterical vs. Grumpasaurus Rex.
My inner me is not the happiest of people right now and I need her to get over it. And quick!! She is dealing with loss (I did some purging in the last few weeks and she is still mourning) and she is a little disgusted with life right now. So she is taking it out on the outer me. Ughhhh.
So needless to say, Grumpasaurus Rex is currently wining. (hear a tooting horn) But never fear, Captain Hysterical is here!!!!
Captain Hysterical has told my outer me to just chill, she got this..lol Grumpasaurus Rex doesn’t stand a chance against the Captain.
Today, the Captain came in and actually found floor in my bedroom. I had forgotten it was under there! When Grumpasaurus Rex tried to sneak in and bring me down, Captain Hysterical opened the curtain, turned on some music and drowned out the bellyaching. Score!
Yes, I know I am a nut case for referring to myself in the second and third person (or is it more like as two or three people? whichever…) But all of my personalities have a name; it makes it easier for my friends to know who they are speaking to and they will in turn act accordingly. But this is how I cope, and so far so good. My inner grumpy me is being over-powered by my new found me and well, I am caught somewhere in the middle, kind of watching the fight and hoping the new me wins, while secretly wishing the old me can still come over for cake.
So tell us, er me, who are all of the you’s?
Do they always get along?
Have you named them?
It’s ok, we won’t judge you….we have enough issues…hahahahahaha