Husband + Wife + Kids + Work + School + Home – Intimacy =

STRESS!!!!!!!!!!

How exactly are we supposed to rebuild the world if no one is having sex?

I keep hearing about these happily married people who have sex with their spouses and I want to ask them when? how? where?

The greatest invention ever wasn’t sliced bread or condoms (sorry Trojan), but CHILDREN – The ULTIMATE Birth Control.

My five year old twins have my husband vowing to NEVER get me pregnant again and a friend of mine planning to WASH HER UTERUS after spending the afternoon with them.

Yea, its that deep. But I digress…

At some point, the kids leave and you are left wondering who this person is in your bed and how you will find what was lost.  Or the kids are still there but old enough to stay in their rooms and you are still wondering who this is laying next to you.

Well, I think this is where EdenFantasys comes in.

They have EVERYTHING you could possibly think of needing to rekindle that sizzled out flame.

Need some ‘tightening’? Try one of these Kegel exercisers.

Feeling adventurous and looking for something that you can use together? Check out the WeVibe!

Whatever you two need to get the party jumping from lingerie to toys to videos, this is your one stop shop to rebuilding your Pleasure Palace.

Don’t be shy, start clicking. You know you wanna….