Ok, so I just finished reading the most outrageous, hysterically random book EVER!!!! Jen Lancaster is a GENIUS, and I swear if I were white and a Republican, or if she were black and a Democrat, we would be twins that had been separated at birth!!! She has a way with words that had me…
Captain Hysterical’s Very First Giveaway
Captain Hysterical is tired of sitting alone looking for someone to enjoy random moments with wants to know how random you are! Here is your mission if you choose to accept it: Like me on FB Follow me on Twitter Subscribe to my RSS Tell me your favorite random moment You must post an entry…
Dammit, where’s my bra?
So in an effort to convince myself that I am not a lifetime member of the IBTC, I attended the Perfect (Bra) Cup event hosted by Skinny Cow (yes it’s an oxymoron, I know…) and it was great. First of all, there was ice cream, and if you know me at all, you know I…
Where’s my cape?
Ok, so as I embark on this change of life (no not menopause, change in careers), I have been having some really insightful conversations with people. This far, we I have come to realize that my chosen profession of the last 15 years isn’t really where my passion lies. Who knew just talking out loud…
What does delicious smell like? Here’s my arm…..
Ok, so I signed up on the BitMoms website and when I did, I was to receive some swag. Well as impatient as I am, I didn’t think it would ever come luck would have it, it came yesterday. (Which is when I really needed it because my 5 year old twins birthday party went…
Oreogasm
My dear Oreo, whose sides round as earth and center smooth as core makes perfection. whose assorted flavors from mint to fudge make for hard selection. whose taste makes my toes curl. whose sweet cookie goodness I indulge in so much that if I were cut, I would bleed chocolate creme swirl. whose flavor is…
Cake is your friend…..
Mmmmmm, cake…….moist, soft, rich, sweet, delicious cake. Chocolate, yellow, carrot, spice, banana or the ultimate – Red Velvet. Cake doesn’t discriminate, it loves us all equally. And we should reciprocate the love. As you can tell, I love cake. Alot. I think cake is a cure all for most that ails your soul. Think I’m…
Hair – the good, the bad and the loc’d
So I am a loc’d goddess – which essentially means I hate strongly dislike combing my hair choose to wear my hair naturally. I am SERIOUSLY tender-headed and the idea of combing my hair gives me a headache. Really. But it took me a while to get here…..but now that I have been here a…
Words…..how many of us use them……
Words…. I love words. The more syllables the better. The more exotic sounding the better. Some words just roll off the tongue so smoothly you just know they mean something amazing….. Mesothelioma. Sounds like a relaxing place in Greece doesn’t it? Wrong. It a cancer that’s killing tons of people and making lawyers tons of…
Seriously…….
Ok, so I was on the train trying to get home yesterday. Of course it broke down mid-ride….ughhhh Chicago Transit is always fun. Anyway….I’m waiting for the train to stop at my stop and there’s a woman in front of me wearing what looks like a ginormous ribbon taped on the back of her head. I…