- You are always a virgin because its always your first time with someone new.
- If prison sex isn’t real sex, what is it?
- Isn’t non-alcoholic wine grape juice?
- What is the point of sugar free chocolate?
- Decaf coffee, or brown water as I like to call it, should never be an option.
- I am not smarter than a fifth grader, mainly because I do not remember learning ANY of that stuff in fifth grade.
- If you start the comment off with “No homo….’ it probably is.
- With all of the arthritics in the world, why hasn’t anyone created a cartilage substitute? All of us don’t want titanium parts…
- Did you know most acrylic in nail shops is meant for teeth and not fingers?
- What are the second world countries?
- What kind of cookie is a chocolate chip cookie WITHOUT the chocolate chips?
