Category Archives: Randomness

The Extroverted Introvert

The Extroverted Introvert

Sooooooooooooo many people laugh at me when I tell them I am an introvert.  They just don’t think its possible. I am outgoing and personable and generally the life of the party. And scared $#_%less. Afraid I will be found out. Afraid you might know me. It is really hard to fathom that an outgoingContinue Reading

30 Days and Counting……

30 Days and Counting……

In 30 days, I will be 40 years old. (I’m gonna just let that sit there for a moment…….) Many moons ago, my mommy, Madame Butterfly, told me “Life doesn’t start until 40.” I have spent the last 39 years eagerly waiting to get to 40. In 30 days it will happen. Not sure whatContinue Reading

A little late…..

Ok, so Luvvie over at Awesomely Luvvie posted about how she was gonna post on her blog EVERYDAY for the month of August. EVERYDAY. I have a hard enough time coming up with something to write about once a month. So I was thinking about doing it, to get better about writing something here andContinue Reading

Not In My Cards

I am a mother. Been one for 19 years now. It has been an amazing adventure thus far, but sometimes, there’s this nagging…..this longing I can’t quite put my finger on. And then it hits me. Sometimes like a brick, other times like a warm sensation. I do not have a daughter. And I neverContinue Reading

Late Night Thoughts

You are always a virgin because its always your first time with someone new. If prison sex isn’t real sex, what is it? Isn’t non-alcoholic wine grape juice? What is the point of sugar free chocolate? Decaf coffee, or brown water as I like to call it, should never be an option. I am notContinue Reading

What do you play?

In this very digital age, games are quickly becoming less cardboard box and more xBox. Most of the games we played as children, either at a table or on the floor, can now be found on almost every handheld device or home gaming console. Monopoly, scrabble, chess, checkers, spades – all games that used toContinue Reading

A Dream Deferred?

I keep seeing some ex-NFL guy hawking his new show – The Moment – and it got me to thinking….What is my dream job? Well, much to my chagrin, I came up empty. I could not think of ONE thing I really, really, REALLY wanted to do and hadn’t because life happened. It kind ofContinue Reading

Life with The Clones

The Clones, Batman and Superman, have a tendency to have these conversations that…well……just read……   Food Critic Superman: Dad, you did good on the fish. It looks nice, has good moisture, and it tastes really good. Food Critic Batman: Yeah, it tastes like clown fish. Mr. Incredible: O_o … ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sigh….. Batman: Hey, that mine,Continue Reading

What’s ailing you?

I freely admit I am a hypochondriac. (Remember, I told you all about that before.) Anyway, being a hypochondriac, the drug commercials drive me batty. It amazes me how many drugs are out there for WHATEVER ails you. There is nothing you can have that can’t be treated by some pill. Whats even scarier though,Continue Reading

I Hope You Missed Me…..

….cuz I REALLY missed you!!! Its been a long time since we spoke, and I missed you guys!! Life has been rough around here…… First, I got hacked (%^@$#^@$^@$&#%)@&^#%…..yea I said it!!!) So I took some time to really think abut why I started this blog and what I wanted to say……. And then IContinue Reading