Category Archives: IJS (I’m Just Saying)

Late Night Thoughts

You are always a virgin because its always your first time with someone new. If prison sex isn’t real sex, what is it? Isn’t non-alcoholic wine grape juice? What is the point of sugar free chocolate? Decaf coffee, or brown water as I like to call it, should never be an option. I am notContinue Reading

What’s ailing you?

I freely admit I am a hypochondriac. (Remember, I told you all about that before.) Anyway, being a hypochondriac, the drug commercials drive me batty. It amazes me how many drugs are out there for WHATEVER ails you. There is nothing you can have that can’t be treated by some pill. Whats even scarier though,Continue Reading

Hence the Surplus of Lawyers….

I got this in an email today, and while I am sure many of you have seen it before, all of you haven’t and the rest need to see it again. I think its hilarious and I am now convincing my son to be a teacher 🙂 Enjoy!! IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHTContinue Reading

You Know What Burns My Britches……

……..hearing people say that phrase. A lot. Like how can you even be alive with your britches being burned constantly. Seriously, have you ever heard some phrases and wonder how or why they cam to be? Yea, me too….let’s discuss a few shall we….. 1. It’s cold as hell outside. -__________- (<– extreme stale face)Continue Reading

These 3 Words…

Sometimes, all it takes is three simple words to send you in a tailspin of emotions.  The words carry so much weight, that you don’t suspect that the other person fully understands exactly what they have said to you. It is a hug emotional and mental undertaking to not only say the words, but toContinue Reading

The Day My Clock Stopped Ticking

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock That is the sound of my biological clock. Loud isn’t it? Imagine how loud itContinue Reading

Porn Sweet Porn

            Look at all you dirty birds…..searching for some Idris Elba sexual chocolate nekkidness on my page. Y’all knowed my mama reads this here! I can’t be just displaying all kinds of nekkid menses….. But… I can show you some sweet, sweet porn of a different kind. The kind thatContinue Reading

Turning Off and Tuning Out

You may or may not know that I write for another site. I know, I know, you are thinking you hardly write here anymore, how could you possibly write somewhere else? Well how about that doesn’t even matter right now, ok? Enteeways, as I was saying when I rudely interrupted before I said something, IContinue Reading

Where Have All The Mirrors Gone?

Someone please find me Weird Al cuz I think have the best parody to Paula Cole’s ‘Where Have All he Cowboys Gone?’. Seriously, are there no more good friends left in the world? Why are we allowing our friends, sisters, mothers, brothers to go out in public lookin’ a Hot Ash Mess? Where has theContinue Reading

Character Traits

Taz the Tasmanian Devil The Cat in The Hat The Grinch Stitch One thing all of these characters have in common – other than my pure unadulterated love – is they are all trouble makers.  These guys are the ORIGINAL Mayhem. And I think that’s why I like them. They are the Rulers of Raucous,Continue Reading