Batman/Superman: Does mommy have a pee pee?
Junior: (quizzical look on his face) Uh, no…
Batman/Superman: Then how does she pee?
Junior: Ask Daddy (laughs hysterically)
(Simultaneously)
Superman: Daddy, does Mommy have a pee pee?
Mr. Incredible: No.
Superman: Then how does the pee come out?
Mr. Incredible: By sitting down.
Superman: Oh ok thanks, I’ll tell Junior.
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Batman: Mommy?
Me: Yes?
Batman: Do you have a pee pee? (Extreme serious face)
Me: (choking on Pepsi) No, baby I don’t.
Batman: Then how does the pee come out?
Me: (clearing throat) Well, I sit down when I use the bathroom.
Batman: No Mom, I mean if you don’t have a pee pee, HOOOOOOW (extremely exaggerated) does the pee come out?
Me: Why?
Batman: Junior needs to know. (still give me the stern face)
Me: I see…. well Batman, like I said, it comes out when I sit down. Tell Junior that.
Batman: (exasperated) Fine Mom…… (stomps off)
Yes, this really happened. Yes, this is my life……with boys……sigh…..
I should drink more…..
Baaaah. My grandson says girls have flat fronts. No clue where that came from, but that’s why we have to sit on the potty. Love kids!