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February 17, 2011

4 Boys and Me….

Batman/Superman: Does mommy have a pee pee?

Junior: (quizzical look on his face) Uh, no…

Batman/Superman: Then how does she pee?

Junior: Ask Daddy (laughs hysterically)

(Simultaneously)

Superman: Daddy, does Mommy have a pee pee?

Mr. Incredible: No.

Superman: Then how does the pee come out?

Mr. Incredible: By sitting down.

Superman: Oh ok thanks, I’ll tell Junior.

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Batman: Mommy?

Me: Yes?

Batman: Do you have a pee pee? (Extreme serious face)

Me: (choking on Pepsi) No, baby I don’t.

Batman: Then how does the pee come out?

Me: (clearing throat) Well, I sit down when I use the bathroom.

Batman: No Mom, I mean if you don’t have a pee pee, HOOOOOOW (extremely exaggerated) does the pee come out?

Me: Why?

Batman: Junior needs to know. (still give me the stern face)

Me: I see…. well Batman, like I said, it comes out when I sit down. Tell Junior that.

Batman: (exasperated) Fine Mom…… (stomps off)

Yes, this really happened. Yes, this is my life……with boys……sigh…..

I should drink more…..

1 thought on “4 Boys and Me….”

  1. Megryansmom says:
    February 18, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Baaaah. My grandson says girls have flat fronts. No clue where that came from, but that’s why we have to sit on the potty. Love kids!

    Reply

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